Software Engineer and Manager in Train

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through

the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit

except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her

grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the

young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving

each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch

black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without

saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very


brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she

slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young

tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t

missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me,

but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He

thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance


to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same

time!”

Becham-Victoria War: Reason for the latest one..

No need to tell any thing. The Camera simply speaks for us.
























Lol..What to do..!!!!

Interesting Comparison : Men & Women

Women - Multiple process

Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.

Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.






Men - Single Process

Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch
a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking. He can
either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.





LANGUAGE.

Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find the
solutions to problems Men can not easily  learn languages; he can easily
solve the problems.

3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.








ANALYTICAL SKILL

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So easily he
can analyze and find the solution for a process.

He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can not
understand the details of the map easily.

For her it is dump of lines in a paper.








CAR DRIVING.

While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can
drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance, immediately his brain
classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and
driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object
direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any),
then concentrating only on the driving.

You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next to
him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH",
"OHH GOD.."

..etc..

WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS







LIE


Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.

Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while
lieing.

Men's brain does not have this.

Women easily lie to men face to face.

So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the
lights or cover your/her face with blanket.

Don't lie face to face.







PROBLEM.


End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the
problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in individual
room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see many guys
looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.


End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the
problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person
she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved or not.







WANTS

Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want
relationship, friends, family...etc...







UNHAPPY


If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.

If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.









MAP

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does
this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can
leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his
seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space of brain.


Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.






LIFE

Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for him.

Women want everything in life.





SPEECH

Women use indirect languages in speech.

Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"

This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.    


In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an
Omlette for breakfast"

Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop
the car when you see a coffee shop".

In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for
breakfast".





HANDLING EMOTION

Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.

Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all over
the world.

 

 

Woman Golfer

Woman Golfer




A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.


She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.


The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it !"

The woman said, "That's okay.."For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".




The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down..

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder
than his wife.

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.


Let them
continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Use Rubber

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 children…

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him,

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!
The blind man replies:


"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus! So shut up and keep walking!!!!"

 

Marketing Explained

A Professor at one of the IIMs
was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you
walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you
"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

 

 

 

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. -
"That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. -
"That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a
party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him -
"That's competition eating into your market share"



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. -
"That's restriction for entering new markets"

 

Indian way of doing things

THE INDIAN WAY OF
DOING THINGS!



Three contractors. .
. . . .one from India, another from Germany
and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House
fence.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.



The English contractor takes out a tape measure and
does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will cost $ 900- $ 400 for materials, $ 400 for labour and $ 100 profit for me."




The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $ 700 . . . .$ 300 for
materials, $300 for my crew and $ 100 profit for me."



The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring,
but leans over to the White House official and whispers: " $
2,700. "



The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"



"Easy,"
the Indian explains, "$
1,000 for you, $ 1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Cannibals at IT Company

 

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

 

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"

 

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating

team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."

 

Cricket @ Australia

After the test match,
some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect
clarification
 
(1)  
 Ricky
Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY
SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered
as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the
new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision
is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of
RICKY PONTING even if he is not on
the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the
importance of the FOURTH
UMPIRE.
 
(2)  

 While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball
flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN
FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered
OUT irrelevant of whether the
catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification
should be seeked from the FOURTH
UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with
SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the
teams.
 
(3)  

 While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the
ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only
(even if the catch goes to the FIFTH
SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return
to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER
WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.
 
(4)  

 UMPIRES should consider a
huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player
scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge
bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

 
(5)  
 All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep
commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they
will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any
other language are to be considered as RACISM only.
 
(6)  

 MATCH
REFREE decisions will be
taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN
TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will
not be considered for hearing. MATCH
REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is
implemented.
 
(7)  
 NO
VISITING TEAM should plan to win in
AUSTRALIA .
This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.
 
(8)  

 THE
MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets
RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER
WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series,
he will be banned for the REST OF THE
SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be
played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.
 
These rules will
clarify better to the all the teams VISITING

AUSTRALIA .

 

Chinese Call center

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.......

Good Wan! (Good One!)

T 20 Joke

In the post-match presentation, Ravi
Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for
winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail biting show... and deserve
the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty
close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the
game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this
thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would
say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar? How come
Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"...

Dhoni, "Yeaph... That’s the reason we
won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan
would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok... fine, to whom you want to
thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the
credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it??.... How the doctor
helped to prepare for the final...

He is not the coach or physical
trainer...Dhoni... I am getting confusion"

Dhoni, "Ravi...
nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to
our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team. Thus we weigh the
doctor's contribution as very high...

Infact its better than our team effort in the
field... Our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate
this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself
wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate
you... its good that you have so much respect to the seniors....and you
...." Dhoni interrupts....

"Ravi...
let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if Sachin,
Dravid and Ganguly decided to play in the series... thank god they opted
out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling
encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting
the ball Bisbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no
one....but he didn't know that There is a Malayali in every corner of the
world.... This single mistake has cost the game and we won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the
CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...

Chinese jokes

Award winning joke..
Chinese walks into a bar in Americalate one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

3 Easy Ways to Die....

3 Easy Ways To Die ............................

1.    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2.    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.


3.    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to woman

If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.





4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.



5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC



6. If you do NOT have a girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life. If you HAVE a girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


8. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.
Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.

Leave Letter - Indian Style

This is a collection of
leave letters and applications written by people in

various
places of India .

 

1. Infosys,
Bangalore :
An employee applied for leave as follows:


Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please

sanction me one-week leave.

 

2.This is from
Oracle
Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing
the

"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."

 

3. Another gem

from
CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing

his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

 

4. >From H.A.L.
Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for
it,please

grant me 10 days leave."

 

5.Another
employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not

return, please grant me half day casual leave"

 

6. An 
incident of a leave letter

" I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

 

7. A leave
letter to the headmaster:


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you

to leave me today"

 

8. Another
leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

 

9. Covering
note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

 

10. Another
one:


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

 

11. Actual
letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I


may be granted leave".

 

12. Letter
writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the well."

 

13.A
candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an

Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years

and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

 

 

The case dismissed ..!

A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus.
She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing .... ........ ....She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She first sat under an advertisement,Which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins' .
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement,Which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick '.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement,Which read: ' Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
And The case was dismissed... .....!!!

Mr. Jeppier from TamilNadu

I n Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more
self financing colleges, always speaks in English. Thatcollege s tudents
have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's
Spoken English"


.... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"



# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come
here).




# To a boy, angrily:

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?



# While punishing students:

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You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.


Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )

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Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum .. (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear ....
remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus




# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of
our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"





# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.


Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....




Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...




Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the
function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because
on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).



At Sathyabama college day 2002:



"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"



At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:




"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we
arrest the police "

VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!

S/W Professionals...........

S/W Professionals............

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
};
Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();

}

India s Most Expensive...

India s Most Expensive

These are some of India s Most Expensive Possessions;

************

1. Petrus Wine –
Bottle cost mere Rs. 92000/-. It is served @ The Taj Mahal, Mumbai

************


2. Mortlac
Whisky, 1936 – A peg costs Rs. 24000/- & the bottle Rs. 6, 00,000/-. It is
served @ The Grand, Delhi

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3. Wasabi,
Traditional Japanese Restaurant @ Taj Mahal, Mumbai's most expensive restaurant

& the dinner with serving of SUSHI & SASHI will cost Rs. 12000/-

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4. Hotel
Rooms- Kohinoor Suite, The Oberoi's, Amarvil as. One Night costs only about Rs.
1.27 Lacs. Presidential Suite, The Taj Mahal,
Delhi . One Night costs only about Rs. 2.50
Lacs.

************


5. Maybach,
21 feet long car, costs a mere 6.0 Crores

************


6.
Mont Blanc Pen – The range of these pens is from a mere
Rs. 11,000 to Rs. 1.0 Lac

************


7. Napoleon
Bonaparte, range of watches starts from a around Rs. 12,000 & runs into
Crores

************


8. Most
expensive house in India

is situated very much in our own Mumbai. It is in
Maker Towers ,
Cuffe Parade and costs a Bomb of 18.0 Crores.

Some rules cannot be followed!!!

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.


"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.


She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.


I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."


"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . ..>>>”

Amazing ...Warren Buffet!!

Amazing ...Warren Buffet!!

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha that he bought after he got married 50 years ago.

4. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

5. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

6. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

7. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.

8. He has given his CEO's only two rules. *Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.*

9. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.

10. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

11. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

12. His advice to young people: *Stay away from credit cards* and invest in yourself