Mr. Jeppier from TamilNadu

I n Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more
self financing colleges, always speaks in English. Thatcollege s tudents
have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's
Spoken English"


.... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"



# At the ground:

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All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come
here).




# To a boy, angrily:

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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?



# While punishing students:

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You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.


Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )

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Every body should wear dress to college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum .. (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear ....
remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus




# Sir at his best:

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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of
our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"





# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.


Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....




Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...




Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the
function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because
on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).



At Sathyabama college day 2002:



"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy,
tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"



At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:




"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we
arrest the police "

VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!