T 20 Joke

In the post-match presentation, Ravi
Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations to you and the whole Indian team for
winning this world cup. You guys have produced a great nail biting show... and deserve
the cup. We welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty
close encounter between two great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the
game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this
thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All of us played well but I would
say the main reason and man behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar? How come
Agarkar... he didn't play in the final"...

Dhoni, "Yeaph... That’s the reason we
won this low scoring match.. if he could have bowled in final, Pakistan
would have scored the winning runs from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok... fine, to whom you want to
thank for winning this final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the
credit... he really helped us to prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it??.... How the doctor
helped to prepare for the final...

He is not the coach or physical
trainer...Dhoni... I am getting confusion"

Dhoni, "Ravi...
nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the fitness test according to
our game plan and we managed to pick a good playing team. Thus we weigh the
doctor's contribution as very high...

Infact its better than our team effort in the
field... Our game tactic worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate
this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself
wants to dedicate this cup to Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate
you... its good that you have so much respect to the seniors....and you
...." Dhoni interrupts....

"Ravi...
let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches if Sachin,
Dravid and Ganguly decided to play in the series... thank god they opted
out and we managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling
encounter and was concluded by a single mistake of Misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting
the ball Bisbah told me that he has send the ball to where there was no
one....but he didn't know that There is a Malayali in every corner of the
world.... This single mistake has cost the game and we won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the
CUP and thats the end of the great Twenty-20 world cup...