Cricket @ Australia

After the test match,
some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect
clarification
 
(1)  
 Ricky
Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY
SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered
as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the
new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision
is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of
RICKY PONTING even if he is not on
the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the
importance of the FOURTH
UMPIRE.
 
(2)  

 While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball
flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN
FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered
OUT irrelevant of whether the
catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification
should be seeked from the FOURTH
UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with
SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the
teams.
 
(3)  

 While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the
ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only
(even if the catch goes to the FIFTH
SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return
to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER
WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.
 
(4)  

 UMPIRES should consider a
huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player
scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge
bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

 
(5)  
 All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep
commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they
will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any
other language are to be considered as RACISM only.
 
(6)  

 MATCH
REFREE decisions will be
taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN
TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will
not be considered for hearing. MATCH
REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is
implemented.
 
(7)  
 NO
VISITING TEAM should plan to win in
AUSTRALIA .
This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.
 
(8)  

 THE
MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets
RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER
WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series,
he will be banned for the REST OF THE
SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be
played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.
 
These rules will
clarify better to the all the teams VISITING

AUSTRALIA .