The catholic heirarchy

Hierarchy..Catholic style


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop'.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'.


The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal'.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope'.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the
four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh God !..'

The Priest

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do.


About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.

The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do.. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."

"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.

"It's worth a try," he says.

So the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this."

"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"

"You gave birth to a child."

"But that's impossible!"

"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your baby."

About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth..

One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father."

The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"

The priest replies, "I'm your mother.The archbishop is your father."

Love Letter

*To,*
*Tintumol *
*UKG A.*

*Dear Tintumol,*

*I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no. I
come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango
tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come...*

*yours lovely,*
*Tintumon*
*Std 1 B

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Reply....by Tintumol....*

*Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me. I
cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you. See
another day. I no red frock. Only green. *

*You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with
pinkumol. Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you*
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Lovely*
*Tintumol...*
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