The catholic heirarchy

Hierarchy..Catholic style


Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.

The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop'.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'.


The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal'.
When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'.

The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope'.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the
four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'

She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh God !..'