3 Easy Ways to Die....

3 Easy Ways To Die ............................

1.    Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2.    Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.


3.    Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.



1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her
that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to woman

If you Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.





4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.



5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral : BE SPECIFIC



6. If you do NOT have a girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your
life. If you HAVE a girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.


7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


8. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.
Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same
Mistake.